†sex and cigarettes.

This is my escape from reality, from bland people and boring routines. People should smile more, embrace more, read more, drink more, have sex more, love more. The world could be beautiful.

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

(via siempre-sonar)

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via siempre-sonar)

theanti90smovement:

i cant believe how many friends i dont have

(via gnarly)

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

(via buckethatsnacid)